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theemptypot:

octosmagiccastle:

vondell-swain:

whoop,s my hand slipped

I’m sorry but this is just too great not to reblog.

WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING?!
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theemptypot:

I’VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY TO POST THIS.

It’s been stuck in my head all morning, haha.

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Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

  • YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
  • put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
  • YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
  • carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
  • OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
  • broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

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Reblog this if you’re single.

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zackisontumblr:

randomhector:
I think my sink is clogged

zackisontumblr:

randomhector:

I think my sink is clogged

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cheskasmagicshire:

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talldarkbishoujo:

invisiblelad:

typette:

operamatic:

izzatso:

“[The game] will star a female assassin named Aveline, who is of mixed French/African heritage. It will be released alongside Assassin’s Creed III this fall, the story will take place in New Orleans (yes!) during the same time period as Assassin’s Creed III, it’ll have multiplayer, and won’t feature Desmond. 

Aveline will meet Connor from Assassin’s Creed III, and her mentor will be an escaped slave, which combined with the location and time period could mean that “Liberation” probably refers to the liberation of American slaves.

The back-touch screen will let you pick pockets, and all of New Orleans will be explorable without any loading screens. It will also take players into Mexico. Oh, and it will feature alligators! 

Sounds Like Assassin’s Creed Will Debut a New, Female Assassin’s Adventure On The Vita This Fall [ Kotaku ]

holy shit guys, look, look at her outfit, she isn’t even sexualized at all. I can’t believe it, and she’s a main character. A GIRL MAIN CHARACTER IN AN ACTION GAME THAT ISN’T THERE TO BE EYE CANDY.

I’m… I’m so proud. It’s catching on!!

This sounds AMAZING. How on earth is this not part of the main story? This is amazing and I genuinely hope our strapping young hero crosses her path in the main game. 

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SERIOUSLY??? THIS IS A FUCKING BADASS VISIBLY BLACK WOMAN WITH BRAIDS WHO IS THE MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS GAME???????

I need to buy a Vita. ASAP.

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SOFA KING EXCITED.

LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

This looks absolutely amazing I want to be her when I grow up.

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scratchmd:

cancerously:

neighborhoodwatchbec:

Are you an Illinoisstuck, Indianastuck, Michiganstuck, ACENstuck, or any combination of the four?

Are you a girl? Do you like girls? Are there females in our local fandom community that are important to you?

If so, STOP…

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cheskasmagicshire:

joyfulpantsofbuttlol:

jackiefarrell:



Well this is just joyous.


Is that Jackie Chan with a bunch of pandas.
That’s Jackie Chan with a bunch of pandas.

cheskasmagicshire:

joyfulpantsofbuttlol:

jackiefarrell:

Well this is just joyous.

Is that Jackie Chan with a bunch of pandas.

That’s Jackie Chan with a bunch of pandas.

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homestucksonyoutube:

when people confuse canon events with fanfiction

homestucksonyoutube:

when people confuse canon events with fanfiction

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ilovemyjawn:

My part of an art trade with bendydicks who asked for Wholock. She ACTUALLY asked for the Doctor to come and ask Sherlock for help with finding his missing TARDIS, but I don’t know Eleven well enough to put him in a proper conversation

Instead have some gay sex behind the TARDIS and excuse how half the comic is in text post GIFS HAVE A PERSONAL GRUDGE AGAINST PNGS OR SOMETHING

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